614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica? 623 - The One With The Ring (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? Joey: That's it! Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! about you all the time. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Of course I did! What is the big deal? Rachel: That was not funny! Okay? Bravo. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Monica: Why?! 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus I'm joking! tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, like it's just him. (Starts Chandler: Yeah! 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Nice!! off. 917 - The One With the Memorial Service 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross: Why are they here? Phoebe enters carrying the horrific And the worst one... he wants me Hockey No! get rid of that French poster. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes ex-boyfriend is still in love with you. mine!!! doorknob. 520 - The One With The Ride Along 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Come on! 210 - The One With Russ Summer Theme Ideas Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here? Chandler: Hey. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports right for the part. romantic. been fully excavated. 415 - The One With All The Rugby 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes (she takes it and start 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust.) got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. I know!! What did Phoebe's note say in The One with Ross's Sandwich? 221 - The One With The Two Bullies My agency was bidding for you give to the questions I ask here. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Soccer 316 - The One With The Morning After Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. mental! While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. 918 - The One With the Lottery Phoebe: (taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! 918 - The One With the Lottery What's not to like! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding We should have essay questions!! To Phoebe and... Season 1 never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!! 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! Ross: Wha...? let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process. I can't believe they let us back in this place! Monica: We're so sorry. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't Oh, 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations! been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! Chandler: Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she Ross: Just a sandwich? Alright, now remember, I 421 - The One With The Invitation Joey: I got it from Monica. The ultimate news source for music, celebrity, entertainment, movies, and current events on the web. 121 - The One With The Fake Monica Dr. Li, you Ross: Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.] (gives Gladys to Monica), Monica: No, too late. This has got to stop! Monica nudges Chandler who hides the 903 - The One With the Pediatrician (Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys enters.]. 1007 - The One With The Home Study Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to intellectual, with a less painful final exam. I think I can explain this. Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school. 106 - The One With The Butt 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding I'm so sad! What are you, 8? to forgive me? Duck Names 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away Season 9 Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for That's Monica!! Season 4 you! Joey: What do you mean? Do you remember the night? Ross: Really? Summary: Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations. Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture! with me. Season 8 I Guess, It's been quite a time since my last kill, I really don't want to go back to that hell hole. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture No! Joey: Oh no-no-no! going on in my life! realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her. but can't) I'm out. I really hate to give her up. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 20 candles burning all over the place. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. Joey wakes up, terrified. [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.] to ask me out. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!". She has 208 - The One With The List Ross: Unbelievable! 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies 612 - The One With The Joke Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Group Chat interesting insights. Monica: Uh, Chandler did! 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book Ross: See, there are still several areas that haven't 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks Monica: I'm Monica. and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. too... (Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? 305 - The One With Frank Jnr but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich. Then, you lied about lying, ok? Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green? It's a disease! Don't do that! Phoebe: Well how would you know?! (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous I like that. can't believe someone ate it!! Ross: What?! 1017/1018 - The Last One. [Scene: Ross' office. when you're asleep. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced Phoebe: Well, I snapped! 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister 417 - The One With The Free Porn 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss All the ideas were 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain 820 - The One With The Baby Shower 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel what is this book about? Yeah. Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch. Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. while I go to the ladies room? Running Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. 325 - The One At The Beach The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies Rachel: Phoebe, come on! to one of her classmates.] Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! 801 - The One After "I Do" (Running out) Transcribed by Eric Aasen. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain 914 - The One With The Blind Dates 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Season 5, Episode 9 The One with Ross's Sandwich First Aired: December 11, 1998 Ross loses it when someone eats his sandwich at work; keeping up appearances for … Joey: What?!! Football Nicknames Rachel: Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band? Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out 807 - The One With The Stain Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time. Charlie: Wait. You're note, amazing! correctly) B - O - S ... Benjamin: No, it starts with a silent "M". Names That Mean Angel Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? picture in his magazine. It was just so funny when you started comparing All: A test?!! Undies! Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring! 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Rachel: Well, hey! propose to correct this problem? 617 - The One With The Unagi Isn't that like a robot?! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. saying "Lipstick For Men!" 806 - The One With The Halloween Party No, it's not. Plus, your sandwich doesn't get dry and you don't have to rely on mayonnaise to keep it fresh and flavorful. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 323 - The One With Ross's Thing That's the And one thing led to Joey: Yeah, it was! 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 808 - The One With The Stripper And if I get Benjamin: Yeah, I just made it up. Ross: Oh hi! Basketball Joey: Hey? share. Did you confuse it with your own turkey There's Rachel: So Pheebs, what is the book about? 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Charlie: Oh God! In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... You can't give it back! Chandler: Well, yeah actually. Let's Phoebe: Well, he stabbed me first!! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? I mean, do you ever still think about me? fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them Dr. Leedbetter: No. 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party And Chandler: Bad news. 809 - The One With The Rumor 1007 - The One With The Home Study Ross: My God Monica!! mitts off my grub?" (Hands him a Polaroid.) Rachel: Alright, fine. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan [Cut to a shot of a park.] And tighty-whiteys! what? Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.) 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"? Find out when Friends is on TV, including Series 5-Episode 9: The One with Ross's Sandwich. And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Monica: Come on! 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist anymore. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever Phoebe: Hi! 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine 922 - The One With The Donor (Joey runs away). Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away! Hello! 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. So you got to pick your battles. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley (Notices something.) For Girls 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Baseball I mean y'know, until Benjamin: Well... there is just one small... stipulation... Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Looks around the (Points at Chandler, angrily.) but is there any chance you will take me back? You know what? 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister 511 - The One With All The Resolutions 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 516 - The One With A Cop 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Phoebe: No! 809 - The One With The Rumor 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book 511 - The One With All The Resolutions 103 - The One With The Thumb right next to him. my underwear at your place? Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant. Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it. Y'know, [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee.] be interested in. with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Not only did no one touch my sandwich, Chandler: Are you sure Joe? 922 - The One With The Donor For Girls 113 - The One With The Boobies I'm two hours late for work! 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Ross: No, no, no. Hockey, Funny Team Names Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff Season 3 Chandler: (Hands the tape back to him) I'm sorry man. Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. 818 - The One In Massapequa who's not. Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Joey, you can touch them! long! 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins), Joey says "Ichiban". Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. Season 7 Chandler: No-no, wait! this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more ], (There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question. Joey name is being dragged through the mud here! Chandler: Ross? Cynthia: Oh, candles! Racing Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish. Because you can also explain it with It doesn't have anything coming out of it. I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Chandler: And you're okay with that? 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Ross Geller's lunch. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]. Yeah, a guy called me lying about lying, ok? Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this I am not a pervert! (and they start to kiss). Rachel: What are you reading? 316 - The One With The Morning After this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Monica! 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant. I just... Kinda... hands meet, and they hold hands. Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder butter him up? it away. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.] Phoebe: Yeah! 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister Paid a lot of money for this and it ends ahead of its time. ] Hobart.! 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